• Question: So how do you feel about Alex Krycek and XF slash? - rembrandtswife
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    Oh, good question.

    Well, I have to admit I wasn’t a big slash fan when I was really into X-Files fanfiction, especially in the beginning.  I was pretty young and homosexuality was way more taboo than it is now.  I remember the first slash fiction I ever came across:  It was called “Payback” and it was a Mulder/Skinner slash fic.  I was so scandalized (and a little turned on, haha)

    So I didn’t real all too many slash fics but I did read a few.  Now, admittedly Krycek was always a “crack pair” in my mind - I wouldn’t mind reading fanfiction with him but I never actually ‘shipped’ him with anyone.  Because while he was a HOT he was a slimeball, lol.

    I actually was rather fond of Krycek/Scully fics when you could find them. 

    Now, in retrospect - some crackfics with Mulder/Krycek would be super super hot.  I haven’t read any X-Files fanfiction since the late 1990s so I really ought to seek some out.

    Thanks for asking <3 <3 <3

    I wrote A LOT of XF fic between about 1998 and 2002. All of which, I think, is still archived at under my actual real name, Merri-Todd Webster. *koff*shamelessself-promotion*koff* I wrote a little of everything, slash and het and threesomes, but somehow I never wrote a Scully/Krycek although I wanted to.

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I don’t even know how to say this but I need help.


In 2013 I obtained a Blue and Gold Macaw that I named Frodo. His previous owner could no longer care for him and he was extremely aggressive and underweight. It took a few weeks but he finally warmed up to me and started to let me hold him and pet him and by 6 months he was a total sweetheart. I loved him dearly but I made myself adopt him out like I had promised myself. 

Yesterday, I got a call from his new owner saying he wasn’t eating and plucking feathers pretty badly even after months of being with her. She said in three weeks shes going to post him on craigslist for 600$ but is giving me first rights. Where I will most likely never see him again.

I am absolutely terrified. This bird was my baby and I can’t imagine him being in harms way. Theres no way I can come up with an extra 600 dollars to bring my baby home, Im in college and money is really tight. My mom has offered to help pay but shes not really in the position to drop that money right now either. We can afford his general care and my mom works at a vets office where he can get free medical care anytime . Its just the jump of 600$ to get him back in the first place. The semester just started and im broke. I need help please. I hate asking for money but I cant imagine him being gone forever. 

If I take him back, it will be a permanent home for him. Hes only 6 years old and is going through his terrible twos which his owner wasn’t prepped for I guess. She as been  really nice to us and has been in contanct so many times. Please help me get my tickle buddy back . 

here are some pictures from when we owned him. And I have a video on my go fund me of him and his obsession with hair!



Anything you can give helps, even if its just a reblog. Please help me, I dont know what to do for him.

HELP Birblr!!!

I was going to donate, but the goal has been matched in less than 24 hours! Yay Birblr!

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more cuddle more cuddle NONE STOPS THE CUBDLES


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I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"


That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

never fails 

"human what the hell are you doing"

"FUCK YEAH!!!!!!"

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The Apparition | watching it for the plot

It’s not even eight a.m. here, and already Sebastian Stan is flaunting his nipples on my dash.

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A large part of my adult, career-related life has been lived by Susan Ivanova’s examples and wisdom.

i don’t really know who this is i think she’s from babylon 5 but AWESOME

Oh man.  MAN.  Man.  Lemme tell you about Susan Ivanova.

Susan Ivanova, second in command of Babylon 5, has been through a lot of shit.  First, off, Babylon 5 is a deliberate melting pot of a place where. after a really bad war, different species can come to seek peace.  Earthgov is skeptical about it.  The other species governments are skeptical about it.  As a result, the station often stands between the universe and very bad shit going down. 

Commander Ivanova is in charge of operations.  All the day to day stuff.  She handles it pretty well.


Mostly, anyway.

She is not here to put up with anyone’s shit.  Not even if you’re from Earth.

She’s second in command of a station with captains that are perpetually putting themselves and the station through a lot of political… well, ugly politics.  She’s often the one left behind, having to tell folks the Captain is not available and she’s in charge.  Honestly, for having to be the grownup among so many damned children, she’s very well liked. 

She’s not all business, though, she’s a great friend as well as commander, with a lovely, dry, gallows sense of humor.  I’m not sure there’s a person on the station who doesn’t have a private joke or at least a friendly word with her (provided they’re not fucking up her schedule).

Her family is Russian and Jewish, and it actually comes up from time to time.  She occasionally sends a shout out to god (she’s not practicing, iirc, but she still identifies as Jewish and keeps a few traditions), She commentates often on her Russian heritage.

Susan Ivanova: I know, I know. It’s a Russian thing. When we’re about to do something stupid, we like to catalog the full extent of our stupidity for future reference. 

She meets up with family and friends from her past and doesn’t shy away from them:

Lt. Cmdr. Susan Ivanova: So how are things back home? 
Rabbi Koslov: They change, they stay the same. Russia is Russia. Your father used to say: “If regret could be harvested, Russia would be the world’s fruit basket.” 

She had a rough time growing up - her mother was a telepath, and in this universe if you’re telepathic and human you have two options: join a quasi-militaristic organization called the PsiCorps that will immediately take you from your family and control your whole life (they even have a saying: the Corps is Mother.  The Corps is Father.  It’s as chilling as you think,); option two is to take some drugs that suppress your abilities.  Ivanova’s mother chose the second option, and after a long, ugly period suffering under the effects of the drug, she took her own life.

You can imagine Susan is not thrilled with anyone associated with the Psicorps. But when a Psicorps telepath named Talia Winters comes on board, some interesting things happen.

At first she avoids the hell out of her.

But then, eventually, Susan doesn’t mind her so much.

Talia reaches out, and turns up at Susan’s quarters late one night.

They actually become real friends.

And you know, they have scenes like this.

And then, when Talia is gone she confesses:

Susan also later falls in love with a man named Marcus Cole, which means for my money she’s the first bisexual lady in space that I ever saw on TV.  Possibly ever.

For all that though, for her friendships and lovely jokes and cuddly-as-a-cactus-flower appeal, they never ever forget how good she is at her job.  She is shatteringly competent.

She is a military commander, and from time to time, she shows it.

Also, she was airlocking people before it was cool.

The whole crew is in on the airlocking thing, really.  They support her airlocking habits.  It’s lovely of them to do.

In summation:

Commander Susan Ivanova, bisexual Russian Jewish space princess of my heart.  Forever.  Watch this show.

Always share St. Ivanova.

YEESSSS. Babylon 5 fandom, we yet live!!

And did we mention the part where she coopted part of the hydroponics bays so that she could grow coffee to prevent her from committing homicide?

Susan Ivanova is my queen.  Also my rebbe.

(I refuse to call her St Ivanova because what part of “Jewish” are we forgetting, thanks for the erasure).

#another on the endless list of shows I want to get around to watching

YES. Yes, you do. It has its problems, it’s the first show to do all its SFX by computer (Amigas with Video Toaster cards) and sometimes it looks it, and it starts slow but god damn once it gets going it is fucking amazing and awesome.

Also, Ivonava and Talia’s relationship is canon and confirmed and intent, and the only reason it stopped when it did is because Talia’s actress wanted to leave the show to do other things nobody cares about.

I have never watched this show but this makes me want to!

YES to all of the above.

Also, universe, I still want to see the crack crossover that gets Ivanova and Natasha Romanov(a) together as drinking buddies.

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  • Question: My cockatiel has recently started talking to his shadow... Do pepper or any of your other birds do that? - neo-girl-12
  • Answer:


    Hmmm. No, I can’t say that I’ve seen any of my birds do that. But it sounds adorable!

    I’ve seen Rembrandt sing to his shadow! It has to be very clear and dark on a wall to inspire him, but he will do it.

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Beauty and the birds, these colorful macaws will pose on your arm at Miami’s Parrot Jungle.

life goals.

I once posed with about nine birds on me and paid ten bucks to have my picture taken. The money went to a parrot rehab center. IIRC, I had an African Grey on my head, a macaw on each shoulder, two Amazons on each arm, and two smaller parrots clinging to my shirtfront. Polaroid taken in broad daylight, with the Grey looking down at me curiously. That was fun.

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I was going to post my line note template and talk about line notes but the template is saved on the common drive at the theatre so instead I’ll talk about how the artistic director’s four year old son was giving a tour of the building to his grandparents today, and I overheard him say “This is the Black Box.  It’s…a black box.”

I spent much of my childhood doing amateur theatre in a black box. I have so many theater stories…. I should tell some of them sometime.

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#unf#I can watch this over&#8230;and over&#8230;and over&#8230;
Yeah, me too. Steve is kind, fair, gentlemanly, progressive&#8230; but boy is it fun to see him come over all alpha male once in a while.

Yeah, me too. Steve is kind, fair, gentlemanly, progressive… but boy is it fun to see him come over all alpha male once in a while.

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A lovely Medicine Buddha, I think? Medicine Buddha is traditionally lapis blue and carries a medicinal plant in one hand.

A lovely Medicine Buddha, I think? Medicine Buddha is traditionally lapis blue and carries a medicinal plant in one hand.

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10 Magical Pebble Paths That Flow Like Rivers

The garden or back-yard is one of the best places in a home for the home-owner to express their creative side. Why surround all those beautiful plants with an ugly path when you can create a creative stone garden path that looks like a work of art? We collected this list to show you what a well-done pebble garden path can look like.

River stones and pebbles worked really well for the projects in these pictures, but just about any stone can work as long as you can think of a cool design with it and turn it into a stable path.

  1. Judy White
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  3.  Claire Ashman
  4. Francesca Gallo
  5.  sarako
  7. Sarah Garner
  9. Chuck Domitrovich
  10. Jeffrey Bale

Yes. All of this.

These are just glorious.

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